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Buddy of mine worked up in Bristol about ten years ago, and when asked which ESPN personalities were the biggest pricks, his answers were:

Did the same thing on 95 South in CT doing 75 mph in the left lane (no passengers though). Covered my entire center console and passenger seat/floor area in projectile vomit. Couldn't stop, couldn't pull over. Took over a month for the smell to go away.

Just woke my fiancée out of a sound sleep....bravo.

All is forgiven! Was all my fault anyway! Well, and Kinja's. If I didn't have to click "show additional comments" over and over it would be easier to get around these parts...

Well...this is what happens when I reply to the wrong comment (mine was directed to StevenG, not you - everything YOU said makes perfect sense and is evidence that you do have a clue how things work around these parts)

What suburban paradise are you from? I'm guessing you have little tri-state context for this statement. No one (myself included) in Manhattan uses their car just to run an errand or go to the store. Maybe on a Sunday afternoon, MAYBE, but that's it. The purpose that people's cars serve here is just to get them in/out

I'd think that the number of games played has to factor in here, right? I mean, it's easy to be an NFL fan for an in-market team and actually see most (if not all) of their games (which for most people are played on the fan's day off and in the daytime). It is a much more frequent and onerous time commitment to watch

"Just because someone hasn't had the opportunity to do something before doesn't mean they can't do it."

I'd love to see some mental health experts look into what it is about Jets/Mets fans that keeps them subjecting themselves to this misery year after year.

Peppersteak and tacos (with homemade pico de gallo) were my other go-to's. Both good and practically impossible to fuck up.

Burneko: Love your writing, and love most of your choices for Foodspin posts - this one especially. But can you please post a picture of the finished product, at least??? I want to KNOW how good it looks in order to convince me to forge ahead and test my hand at these.

I cooked this for - literally - a third date once, during the cougar phase of my life (she was 36, and I was 24). Anyway, date #2 was spent shooting pool, we were betting on each game, and I lost the game with the "loser cooks dinner" outcome. Anyway, the point is, at 24 and with few kitchen skills, this was a home

I live in NYC and have a 2001 Mustang GT which is perfect for it - fast, nimble, loud enough to tell someone you're coming, etc. Only real issue I have is bumper scuffs, and you get those both in a garage or on the street - doesn't matter. I'm now considering trading it in for one of those Mexican cartel tank-truck

Drew's FSU mention was also NOT a coincidence!

That's actually something you should be absolutely positive about by now...

As a Yankee fan, and being totally genuine, it makes me so happy to see KC, Baltimore, Pittsburgh in the playoffs. I wish we could learn from these teams more.

Well...that's the hope. Lucky for Teddy, his likely first point of comparison will be Christian Ponder, and may the God have mercy on his soul if he isn't an improvement!

As a Yankee fan, I thoroughly approve this. Good on him for having such a great year after getting out of the circus.

"THAT'S DISCRIMINATION!"