My folks live like 3mins from there. I routinely cruise around the lot to window-shop when I'm in the neighborhood, but haven't ever dealt with any sales staff. They can't be worse than Fucillo's...

How is Mick Jagger not listed? This is bullshit.

"I'm taking my talents back to the Rust Belt."

However, his album of cover songs left MUCH to be desired:

Ten years or so, you couldn't walk outside in the E80s without seeing Jason Giambi huffing on a Marlboro red, according to a few friends who lived in the area during his time as a Yankee (and evidently living in that neighborhood).

Who is this chick? Asking for a friend

Not related to this Funbag - where did today's post about summer jobs go? I had it open to read later...then I hit the old F5 to refresh the comments...and *POOF*. GONZO.

I got the ESPN3 link to work, though it was choppy and poor quality thanks to my airport connection.

Is this like the walterfootball.com of basketball sites? That guy is the worst.

I've only tried to learn twice in my life. The first attempt was while I was in high school in the mid/late 90's on a 1978 Camaro with a rebuilt everything. Needless to say, this attempt was a complete failure. I didn't try again until probably 10yrs later on my then roommate's 2004 Jaguar X-type sedan. His lease was…

My roommate in college was obsessed with these, too. I actually just saw one this weekend driving down 2nd avenue in NYC - first spotting I've had in a while.

But - he doesn't get ejected from this one, right? Only two yellows (or one red) in the same game gets you tossed? The yellow in one game, and another yellow in the next, just gets you suspended from the third game? (See why this is confusing to the fair weather soccer fan?!)

I knew the second half of your answer, but wasn't sure about the first half.

Very helpful - I definitely didn't remember that being a thing. Thanks!

This is my favorite for all of the wrong reasons. Well done.

OK, so Portugal doesn't play a man down, they've just got one dude (Pepe) essentially dealing with a one match suspension. Got it. I also didn't realize that yellow cards carried like that, as well. Do they only carry for one match?

Honest question (because I admittedly don't know enough about soccer): is there any carry-over from the red card one of the Portugal players got in the game against Germany?

thanks for the insightful and thought provoking comment, jackass

My 2001 Mustang GT. Got it up to 135-140mph the day I took it off the lot! (It was used.) Only reason I slowed down was because I feared going deaf. One of these days, I'll have a better answer to this question...

I ripped a j-turn in a parking lot with the Dodge Intrepid that I had in college once...