Also, it has two locations, so I'm not sure why the one in the E70's wasn't acknowledged but the one in the W40's was. What gives?

It'll take a few episodes to really get roped in - but it's worth it. When my now fiance and I were early on in our dating lives, she hadn't ever seen The Wire, so I basically made her watch it. She wasn't getting into it, so after the first 4 episodes or so I started watching them with her and would explain things…

If you read her actual tweets, in them she only credits about 1000 to this event. Reading is important.

How does a non-famous 14year old have over 17,000 followers?!?! She also must spend basically all day, every day tweeting too, based on her count here too. Unreal. This girl is the worst.

I thought you should receive proper acknowledgement for being "right" here. 18pts in 24mins was a pretty decent showing, too. Good game all around against what may be their first round opponent.

I PEED IN YOUR POOL YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean Crank Yankers? Come on, at least get the title right...

For the sake of explanation: I'm a Syracuse fan, because I grew up there, and there isn't shit else to have any sort of hometown pride/rooting interest for in that area. Being a 'Cuse fan just comes with the upbringing there. That said, I went to an out-of-state liberal arts college some 300 miles away, and will never…

Not for nothing, but, if the NHL and NBA didn't have to pay player's salaries, they'd look a bit more profitable. All these revenue generating programs have managed is to mimic the pro's business model in an environment that doesn't require the same (or even a comparable) expenditure on salaries and wages.

this happened to me searching for a B&N in NYC just the other day. I was like 5 blocks from the one around 45th/5th (but forgot the cross street/avenue, but knew I was close, hence the search), and all Google Maps could think to do was send me to the one on the UWS (which was like 30 blocks away). Infuriating!

Well, once her warning period was over, he - for lack of a better way of phrasing - went on the offensive. Presumably he was stronger than her and didn't jab much difficulty getting out of her grasp, but was hoping she'd let him go from it first. Didn't happen!

I can't for the life of me remember the full circumstances of this story, or even who told it to me - but it ended with him decking the girl in the face and, well...she had it coming. I don't remember WHY, or HOW, this got started, but let's just say dude and chick got into some argument about "how much could it…

a decent make-up joke is hard to make - I chuckled.

My former CFO (who was an equity partner of a several billion dollar hedge fund) got fired because a due diligence review on the firm discovered she claimed an advanced degree on her on-file résumé that, as it turned out, she never completed. Considering she'd been in that position for many years, and didn't need the…

I had this beer in Boston when I was there on business last spring, and I've yet to find it anywhere in NYC since - it's killing me. Found it at Tip Tap Room on Cambridge Street, if you ever find yourself in the area. Also, if any NYC people can point me in the right direction to find my fix locally... I'm all ears…

They are the modern day version of the "cause heads" from the movie P.C.U.

Fun fact: it's also the truck you need to melt either pole faster!

There are some amazing fabricated job titles in those Onion "Voices" pieces, and as such should be one-stop-shopping for all of your dummy profile needs. Also, I think you're my new favorite person on the internet (and I mean that in only a complimentary, non-creepy way).

I was making a generalization about helping others - not one specific to student-athletes. You can't help a drug addict who isn't interested in being anything but a drug addict, much the same.

The guy on the right here is the one that always makes me chuckle; never sure if it's the weird haircut or pathetic mustache (or both): http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-s…