If only he could have paid his mortgage in bad tattoos...

well played!

[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude]

I did this just last year for a meaningless A's/Angel's game while traveling for work in Orange County on a random Tuesday evening last spring. I bought a single ticket in a shitty upper deck section for like $10 in the 2nd inning, and just sat at the end of a row in the general vicinity. Occasionally I would make…

Follow-up question to the original regarding the number of naked women on the internet: So, if we're going with 400,000 as the round guess, a quick Google search yields information that there are roughly 38,000 public & private high schools in this country (+/- 2000). If we just call the all boy/girl prep & boarding…

What did they name their male daughter and their female son???

I submit to you the following:

1) NYPD has a whole fleet of unmarked Ford Fusions that I've seen doing primarily traffic stops lately (and just yesterday I saw one pull over a cab for running a red light on 2nd Ave @ 30th street); and 2) the NJ Turnpike is littered with unmarked State Troopers rolling around in unmarked Dodge Chargers. Be aware!

Couldn't have said this better myself (as he's the worst thing to ever happen to SportsCenter IMO); +1

Less = used for singular

Doesn't make the commenter wrong! If you're only writing two sentences, at least make them grammatically correct. That's an egregious error for someone who writes for a living.

I'll see that, and raise it an "I can't believe someone's actual name is Coco Crisp."

I barely care about soccer at all, and this one was still my favorite.

Ha! I was going to rat out the general locale of this one until I saw you already did. I park in that area pretty regularly and see this thing ALL. THE. TIME. You just can't un-see this kind of monstrosity.

Still a MASSIVE upgrade from how ugly the A4 convertible was around like '04/'05, though. That was Audi's ugliest car not named the TT of the last decade.

Now that we know what she looks like...this goes out to whoever suggested the "Suck My D!ck" Bobblehead night!

SOMEONE needs to make you aware of this if you aren't already...

I live off 2nd Ave and nothing infuriates me more than them riding on the RIGHT SIDE (the bus lane side, not the side with their precious bike lane), or even worse, against traffic which is clearly something they're not supposed to do.

What's your opinion on how every goddamn street in NYC now seems to have a bike lane??? How has that made the job of driving a cab harder?

PJ is my favorite band ever, and that's one of my top 3 songs from them ("Present Tense" for sure, and probably "Rearviewmirror" are the other two). Guess I've just been able to relate to it for 20+ years now, and both musically and lyrically it's fantastic start to finish. Being at a show where they've opened with…