I haven’t read it myself, but I believe in Steve Jobs’ biography it is mentioned that one of his biggest regrets was wasting time trying to use alternative medicine for his liver condition. If the guy with more money than the state of Mississippi and access to the creme de la creme practitioners can’t “solve” his…

The Shield is HIGHLY underrated.

Pssh... speak for yourself! I can remember being a precocious 5-year old, sitting in the car in a gas line with my old man back in ‘79, declaiming Carter was totally fucking shit up and would be a one-term President. True story!

You need to add more random arbitrary stuff. Like the green stuff is only wild grown plants harvested under a full moon which conveniently enough we have harvested for you and will ship to your home for the low price of $99 per month.

I started watching Sports center as a young child in the late eighties when it was just sports and no hidden political agenda.

Yeah but the articles are only part if it. With the full subscription, you get the juicer, which is the real steal. Now truth be told, you can just buy the individual packs and squeeze them out yourself, but I just love having Burnenko come to my house and watch him squeeze them into my cup while I sit eating…

I like sports, but I pretty much never watch ESPN. Get highlights online and mostly watch baseball on Philly’s RSN. But I did write to Verizon and politely ask them to not pay my carriage fees to ESPN since I don’t watch those channels. I told them to redistribute those funds to PBS and other purveyors of worthy…

I’m always amused by people who have strong opinions on things they either never watch or have stopped watching years ago.

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This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

Um, the dash on both cars is about the same height as the similarly sized steering wheel, no? And if youre talking about having a center console, I will NOT drive a car with no center console unless its a truck with a bench seat. Do you prefer to be uncomfortable? Are you going to be frolicking around in the area…

If you are feeling negative, they’re not all coming out. Or else you have so many that one entire week of getting them out barely puts in a dent. If you send me $50 I will send you an egg to sit on which will absorb all of your excess negative emotions. It comes with the added benefit of a baby chicken hatching about…

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You can actually ask for a referral to a pelvic physical therapist to do guided exercises and get better at isolating the muscles you need to, because a lot of women don’t do kegels very effectively and never realize they’re using the wrong muscles. There are also pessaries for when the muscles just aren’t keeping up…

Only that the image you posted isn’t a Corolla, the newest Corolla actually has a pretty simple interior, similar to the GT-86:

Get good sleep, eat more fiber and green stuff, move around, jettison assholes in your life and have a hobby. That’s my advice, now someone give me a gabillion dollars for my wisdom.

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Just goes to show, the road to hell is paved with Goop intentions.

That’s there to hide all of the airbags, so ya know, you won’t die when a bike hits you like in an old Corolla.

Thank you for this, every time I read a review of a cheap new car that complains about cheap interior pieces, I want to scream “IT’S A CHEAP CAR NOT A NEW PORSCHE” You can’t have a expensive interior in a car and the car still be cheap.