I miss knobs. I mean, really. I can turn a knob without taking my eyes off the road. I shouldn’t have to pull over to change the temperature of the car or adjust the volume.

I’m just sayin with the Truecoat you’ll be protected against oxidation and random tires bouncing onto you, and that’s a heck of a deal right there.

Not just going well. Going wheel well.

The pharmacist, sensing our weakness, rolled right over us.

I wondered why that tire was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

He’s on a roll!

The meeting seemed to be going well. Then suddenly, for no apparent reason, my colleague and I were tired.

So you lump people into two groups; rich folks like yourself, and dirt poor. Bless your heart.

Here’s why I’d leave Florida for another place, not necessarily in order of importance: humidity, bugs, other Floridians, humidity, hurricanes, humidity, bugs, and other Floridians.

I like my shade and I like my headroom. I have a sunroof in my car now and have never opened it and the shade is always closed. I once had a car that didn’t have a built in shade so I cut out cardboard and taped it to the inside of it. I’ve rejected lots of cars when shopping solely because they had sunroofs. I ended…

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

In a total bullshit ruling, he lost.

The average length of car ownership, according to google so grain of salt at the ready, is 6.5 years. So yes. Recommending that you’re going to be able to see yourself driving it for x number of years is good advice.

I’ve met a few people who buy their cars, keep them for a short time, and then sell with “equity.” The base concept doesn’t make sense to me given the “drive off the lot” value hit nearly all new cars take.

Acceptable quality and design? Seriously? Pontiacs were notorious for overstyled interiors awash in different textures and a zillion eyeball vents.

I live in the Bay View neighborhood of Milwaukee. We have the “Prius Lady.” She has been terrorizing the neighborhood for years, currently has a Facebook group with 2000 members, and was similarly featured in recent news.

“Pfft. Amateur.”

Yeah. You know, ‘my daddy’.

When your driving is SO bad that people make multiple Facebook groups to keep away from you.

Well, this is what happens when you have economically illiterate fools running Venezuela for the last 17 years. Socialism is such a joke.