Nope nope fuck that hell nope nuhuh.

What the hell? They thought she was an illegal immigrant because she was walking around without ID? THAT is how they determine such things? Fuck them all.

Don’t worry... the snake won’t bite you through the floorboard.

+1 Garter snakes are cute and harmless, but I don’t think I’d want one in my car, anyway. When frightened, garter snakes excrete some pretty foul smelling musk, and I wouldn’t want to have to get that smell out of my vehicle.

I have been rear-ended twice by soccer mom’s in SUVs. That’s not an irrational fear. One of them even hit me while I was sitting at a red light, not stopping for or slamming on the brakes for, but had been sitting there for a while before she carelessly slammed into the back of my car.

Dude, it’s just a hair clip. You don’t need to throw the whole car in a lake.

I’m terrified of two things automotive.

Texas has all the venomous snakes that can kill you, PLUS many non-venomous snakes that I wish/exact death upon for looking too much like the venomous ones.

It takes the smallest thing to drive you nuts. The woman left a hairclip in the door pull and I spent about an hour trying to diagnose a strange clunk I couldn’t track down. I finally found it and threw the damn thing into the lake.

That somehow a friggin’ snake got in my car. I’m petrified of snakes.

This. My wife sometimes puts things like 2 forks or like, loose change in places around my car.

Every time I’m driving and notice a questionable noise or smell, I assume it must come from my car, which is about to explode.

That every bridge I drive over is going to collapse PRECISELY as I cross it and send me plummeting in to the river below.

Something expensive is going to break on my 90,000 mile N54 motor. Oh wait, that’s totally rational. Never mind.

I’m not a smart man, but I figure I can guess the skin tone of each one of those people.

I can’t wait for the outpouring of outrage from conservatives who claim to be concerned about federal government overreach and jackbooted federal thugs.

Fact: owning a Buick hasn’t gotten anyone laid since 1987.

Yeah, but then you will own a Buick.

I think I’ve tried that one; I’ve tried so many over the years. Right now, I’m using Sonya Kashuk (sp?), and it’s okay.

I think I’ve tried that one; I’ve tried so many over the years. Right now, I’m using Sonya Kashuk (sp?), and it’s…

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