The agency that handles Maytag does use him brilliantly. I’ll always remember this tweet:

That new Maytag guy is dirty.

Presenting your new kitchen cleaner spokesperson...The Rock!

When my husband mops the floor or cleans the bathroom, I find it less of a turn-on and more of an appreciation that I’m not doing it. However, he does it in a rather manly way, which involves giant, industrial-sized mops, a great deal of sweating and vigorous scrubbing and occasional bloody injuries. (Frankly, he…

Came here to post this.

“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them”

If she cared more about the born than the pre-born she would support abortion. Women, who are born, have a right to plan their families and plan their pregnancies and protect the child they already have from being plunged into poverty and privation by having a sibling brought into the world. And so on. She can care…

“I knew that with Hillary, there would definitely be no hope for the unborn,” she explained. “But with him, I was very hopeful.” I’m so sick of these idiots.

Can we also talk about how today he also met with the leaders of the Alphabet Agencies, some of the most powerful and historically pro-GOP Intelligence groups in the world, and basically claimed they were wrong about Putin and Russia’s involvement despite them then releasing a report which states plain as day that…

I would not.

This is a painful reminder that a (formerly) close friend unfriended me on Facebook and in life, in a very dramatic fashion, after I snarked on the trailer for the first one.

I definetly shop at Ulta more bc they have some cool underground drugstore lines like Makeup Revolution and Clarice and sell the high end stuff too, Ulta.com has pretty much everything, but I still shop at Sephora for makeup forever and Kat Von D and the Sephora MU line itself also love Sephora makeup brushes, also…

There’s huge disconnect between Jalops/Internet car enthusiasts and people that are actually buying new cars.

Don’t forget the Honda Chiron.

Is it bad that I find a great deal of amusement watching enthusiasts beg, plead and scream, using every aspect of logos, ethos, and pathos, for people to stop buying the luxury coupe CUVs, and then watching people buy increasing numbers of them? As someone who doesn’t hate these cars (but probably wouldn’t pick one)…

I’m sorry, having your friends laugh at you being routinely groped and so feeling like the best you can do is laugh along is “putting up a front you can’t maintain”? Fuck that. You grab me, you get what you get.

Old Jag, E39 M5 and Merc Diesel? Are you trying to start up a repair shop or a driving career here?

That’s not an allstate thing. That’s the reality of insuring a teen driver.

Man, if it took him 22 times to graduate I guess he really worked for it. :D