Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

Modern dogs really did evolve for this. They exist as they do because they were domesticated. I really believe that they feel deeply that their purpose and highest satisfaction is to serve a worthy and appreciative human. Even if it is by letting the UPS guy know he’d better not try anything or by being by our sides…

Ooh girl me too. I read to put your leg up on the staircase railing (the one on the top floor) for he could have deeper/more pleasurable penetration, so Stupid Vanessa did just that, and rather than acting excited, the guy just went, “uhhhh....k?” I literally died of embarrassment right there and the Ghost of…

The good die young.

Better late than never.

Yes. The woman is the person that I have the most questions about.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

You’ve lived through every movie you’ve ever seen, as have I, as has almost everyone in the world. As will almost everyone else in the world. This isn’t a choice between life and death, it’s a decision about a level of security based on the realistic risk of skipping that level of security.

These businesses don’t control that - James Holmes got his guns, including the assault rifle, legally because Colorado law allowed for it. Gun sales in Colorado went up almost 50% the following week, so now even more idiots are packing heat and on high alert. Without policy action, how on earth could a business truly…

And they still don’t ever figure out how to get rid of me.

Who the fuck thinks this is a joke? It’s Pokemon.

This is what misandry looks like. Just because a man is writing at Jezebel does not make him a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you really and truly unable to answer this question yourself?

it is very much not a joke and it is honestly rude of you to assume so

imagine taking two seconds to read about what actually happened

I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.

thank you

Clover, I understand “comments are comments and can be from crazy people who make shit up” but way back in January when Birth of a Nation first came out there were some alumni who were there at the time and stated that Nate and his friend stalked and harrassed this poor girl. There may be some people tweeting in…

I knew someone would say this so I didn't have to.

When will the pasty corniness that is Taylor Swift abandon the stage and make room for actually talented white girls? I mean, she's so intolerable and a sign of the cultural decay we're living through. Je-sus, she's the worst. Her and Macklemore or however you spell that demon's name.