My favorite part is the guy who writes "As i sit here waiting for my block class to begin I cannot help but reflect on past dated events ....even if you got laid, chances are you can't remember...hit me up if you need a hot bitch to vomit all over" then follows it up with "Don't judge my prose/syntax this time boys, I…

As much as I dislike talk about Alpha this, Beta that, a lot of boys that talk like this are trying to establish their dominance in their peer group, so what it really takes is a more Alpha man come in and calmly and cooly explain why they are wrong.

My biggest fear is that my son will grow into this. I mean, he very likely will not because I'm his mother, but...do you think all of these young men have asshole parents? Because I am guessing not. Oh god that freaks me out.

I searched for and verified the student status of the people mentioned by name in the emails.

"Something needs to be done so bitches will still go to our parties."

Well, those were the worst things I've ever read, and I couldn't even read most of them. Thank you for reporting this, though. As someone who was raped in a fraternity and knows at least 5 other girls who were as well, I like anything that brings the terrible, terrible nature of (many) of those organizations to light.

Can I start my own gender and disassociate myself from these types of males?

Thank you for not redacting the names.

But quash FUCK YOU! How dare you make such a discriminatory (this is discrimination, right?) comment in spite of knowing jmmm's tipping style and that of every woman she knows over 30! Hurting her feelings = racism!

I got this SOOOOO MUCH working in a bookstore.

You would like to think that most people know how to eat out correctly, but...

Well, I plan to be a high school librarian (about to start grad school), so I'll still get the social interaction.

May jmmm has trouble listening?

Or maybe she's just doing her job and people are fucking obnoxious and stupid. I've worked customer service/sales for 9 years, and sometimes there is just no helping people. People suck. The end.

Sorry, I didn't mean you were a bad salesperson. I just meant that good salespeople often don't understand why customers double and triple check. I have a friend who, whenever he calls customer service, calls twice. Whether the answer is good or bad, he doesn't trust it unless he hears it from two different people.…

Jmmm is the most important and smartest person you'll ever meet!!!!! We all must listen if we want our lives to be better!!

This is a place for sharing stories about customers who don't listen - I'm not sure why you wrote a long post about how alter_ego can be a better phone salesperson, especially since she no longer works there.

YOU MEAN THERE IS AN EXCEPTION TO MY GENERAL STATEMENT?!!?! Oh my god. My mind is blown.

For me it was usually middle aged women that were the worst, but I would agree.

These stories pretty much reinforce everything I remember about serving: older women are the worst fucking customers on the planet.