It's always great to hear administrators publicly recognize their failings, talk broadly about how they value students, and apologize during a press conference. That helps us forget about the fact that they privately cover up as much as possible, do not actionably value the safety or bodily autonomy of female…

Faking orgasms and then complaining that your partner isn't good in bed might be the single most ridiculous thing you can do in a relationship.

I bet I can beat him at golf. I bet I can beat him at arm wrestling too.

But snark about asinine parents and local news affiliates makes grown-up Jesus smile

I'm sure the kid is crushed over this post.

It was Arrested Development!

It's a pretty genius plan, really. Walk in with no pants and NO ONE is going to remember your face.

LOL, a "saw"? What even is this thing? How do i hold it, like this? You...don't find this cute? OH GOD MARRY ME OR KILL ME I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

When I see a man drinking bourbon, I think—did this dude steal my bourbon?

You know, I saw the NSF tag, and I still wasn't prepared for that photo.HOW DOES ONE TWEET THAT ACCIDENTALLY?!?! Somebody's getting all kinds of fired.

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.

I think Behind Closed Ovens is my favourite now.

The first email made me rage. What a jerk - she's probably done that at dozens of restaurants before.

I come for the stories, I stay for the drama.

That last one wasn't revenge — it was straight-up justice. Kudos for getting a drunk driver off of the road.

Oooh. May I?

I promise you someone will be a dick about them. There's a decent chance that someone will be a GTer, and I might even be able to guess at who.

THESE ARE ALL WONDERFUL!