Re: #9 - Of course we don't have a rape culture. Because if we withhold sex (for any reason, apparently) what's next is "on you." Whew, glad I learned that before it was too late. Oh wait...

When my bf sent this to me last night he said "I find this incredibly insulting". We then went thru it line by line and before long we were both incredibly insulted. Good news is, we are much closer now than we were before!

I'm sorry, fuck that noise. Be a GROWN UP.

Or, "If I'd known you were that shallow and mean, I would have stopped being friends with you a long time ago. I can get a boob job, but you cant fix ugly on the inside."

Heroin makes you happy and not awful to be around, and is physically and mentally less detrimental than coke.

I'm not sure what your point is. I didn't say that the drug connection shouldn't be mentioned in news reports. I just took a moment to bring up some of the problematic ways that we (in the media and the culture at large) treat drug-related crime and its victims.

Hey cokeheads: let's get it together and take down weed when the time comes? They have the numbers but we have the motivation!

I am really disappointed plain old tequila is not on this list. Absent that I will be ballet-stuffing however I can manage for Dogfish 90, because whoever got that in there is my Goddamned hero.

I'm pretty sure if Vodka doesn't make the Final Four, we're going to get treated to a full night of posts from Rebecca about how the universe is inherently a cold, uncaring place and that the whole of creation is but a blasted hellscape.

I assume he won't bother me during my lunch by asking me creepy, incessant questions like 'why aren't you smiling?' but we all know what assuming means.

He's an ass.

I suspect it means having sex with other people than you. Probably with a side of selfishly having sex with the people they want to have sex with, instead of properly granting the use of their vaginas to any man who wants to stick his penis in them.

It means you can't win.

This list manages to contradict itself and be redundant.

... and picking the hairs from your cheap brush off your face! Every day.

"Put way too much [blush] on one side and then give up and move to the other side."

The added advantage of 80's makeup is that a lot of celebrities and other people look so fresh and young today because the makeup aged their look back then.

God, the 80s cheek. You could ski through that shit. Add the dark eyeshadow and sticky lip and you have any action movie female baddie from 83-89.

Look, this is BAD contouring. It's not good. Good contouring is awesome. I don't contour because I haven't the skills.

Yeah, god forbid a person wear make-up in a way you don't find pleasing. Also, "second-rate drag queen?" Can we not with this.

Contouring is a drag queen tool. It works for drag queens because they are typically performing, and the look is a more exaggerated, overdone version of femininity. When women do it, but also try to make it look natural, they look like second rate drag queens. I am really not seeing the issue here.