In fairness, toe cleavage is disgusting and more offensive than traditional cleavage.

Amen. There's nothing sadder (in dress clothes) than guys who don't understand what their body type actually is.

My life when it comes to dress codes. Slutty is sometimes a problem of perception.

Unfortunately, the sack cut suit is acceptable in this country. Eugh.

I got one for men, unless you want to look like a kid playing dress-up pay the extra money and get a suit that FITS!!! That means the jacket too!

Yes. I am aware. We get it. At no point in this post do I imply that creating a spectrum of sizes wouldn't involve hiring plus size fit models and taking proportion into consideration.

Yeah, I call bullshit. This seems like an unbelievably feeble excuse for not making clothes in larger sizes.

Maybe if you had published this in 72 point people would have read your piece so you wouldn't have to copy and paste nearly the entire thing into the comments.

That's why I said:

So they have the whole list, and each week they are going to unblur some names? How magnanimous.

Few people want to remember that the 13th Amendment was rejected by some Union states, too.

Hahaha. I was like, "But... I totally agree!"

...I was agreeing with you. I was making fun of the notion that East Coasters have about how they're the superior population.

I would really like people to come up with more exciting dance themes. Like, Alien Invasion, Prehistoric, or the very romantic 50's Bomb Shelter theme.

This is like saying that all Americans are anti-choice or believe in creationism.

To be fair the rest of the world is either terrified of, in love with, or condescending to america. Y'all inspire some strong feelings. Is it really all that surprising that we see parties relating to a huge cultural force that is also on our minds a disproportionate amount of the time?

Yeah, this perplexed me, too. But, as with most things, the accoutrements and fantasy (and ability to add a few pounds sterling to the price of every drink) are the drivers more than national history.

I mostly just miss the BBQ and Zaxby's.

Instead of "pro-vaxxers" can we just be "normal people" or "rational everyday humans?" I don't want these anti-vax people to be given any more ideas that this bullshit is a two-sided "debate."

Oh man, I was just wondering when the Jez March Madness would begin. COCAINE AND VODKA FOREVER AND EVER AMEN.