I’m convinced there’s nobody in the world who cares as much about Kristen Stewart being gay as she would like them to. It really comes off as though she wishes it were 1999 and she could be more oppressed and transgressive by being gay than the more-progressive 2024 will allow.

The nice thing with using horses to delivery Budweiser is when you run out you can just give them some water and they can make more

Nah. No way DunKings is that low. Arguably the best of the night. Michael Cera was top quality too. Let my cream hydrate you!

I’m not going to deny that body perception issues might exist for some girls in sports, Dove, but a quick Google search shows that the drop-off in sports participation going into and throughout high school for both genders is 70%. The most common reasons given are the intensification in competition long time…

*gently, like Danny Tanner giving fatherly advice on Full House* Tim... *begin “lesson” music* you also comment on articles about YouTube videos on the internet. *warm smile* So it’s likely at least one of those is a lie. But that’s ok! We’re all losers here. Now, here *hands them a Mountain Dew Code Red*, wipe your…

i think i can sum it up as:

I’ll be sure to avoid it.

Well I learned a lot about my marriage in the process.  We’re getting divorced.

Sure, but what does she think of Katt Williams?  :D

I watch porn, and agree with Cavill.

He really was just a proud American. And that’s not a bad thing.

Gonna play some Chicks tracks and a few Kris Kristofferson tunes today. 

When will the world finally cut Beyonce a break? 

Well, she has evil midichlorians.

The monologue should never have gone to Robbie because Robbie is playing a projection of America Ferrera’s angst.

I think Margot Robbie did a great job but it is feasible that at least 5 women out-acted her in the past year’s movies.

My own take on the “snub” discourse is that if you want to say someone or something got “snubbed”, you need to list at least one nominee you thing should’ve been denied to make room for your choice. You think Scorsese and Mulligan should’ve been left out to make room for Gerwig and Robbie? Fine, let’s have that…

Talking about who or what was snubbed is part of the fun. It’s been going on since the beginning. But it’s not surprising to me that in this day and age they’re making a bigger stink about it.

White American women must be some of the most privileged human beings to have ever lived if so many of them can get so outraged over nonsense like Ryan Gosling stealing Margot Robbie’s Oscar nomination.

I kinda wish their siblings’ names followed the same theme... Fryson, Boilson, Bakeson, Grillson, Sous-videson, etc.