As I understand it, male fertility tends to *sharply* decline after a man turns 50 or so—it declines somewhat throughout the 40's, but it really starts to dip after 50.

Have you read the original fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen, you well versed defender of Western culture and history? Have you spent even the time to read a text that’s just 20-page long? Because (SPOILER ALERT) the mermaid fucking dies.

“Owusu-Breen also talks about when her and her writing partner, Alison Schapker, were assigned” HER and her partner? What are we doing?

The twins seem like pretty private people, so maybe he should have mercy and cut it out.

Something people need to be reminded of (even myself, occasionally, i admit)-things exist even if you personally havent heard of them.

Pixar has been making the same movie with small tweaks for 15 years or so now. 

The problem with this sentiment is that it ignores the very real, very long history of white women skirting their role in upholding racism vis-a-vis their relationships with white men. White women have managed to artfully balance their status as both victim and villain, and Taylor Swift’s association with someone so…

as if only republicans live in red states, wtf

BtB is amazing. 

A church is being used to prey on people?!?! Who could have guessed.

Calling the pandemic the most traumatic global catastrophe sure is some white people shit.

“Puff pieces devoid of content gushing over celebrities.”

Not all of us can crash with our literal billionaire sisters if our careers stall, sweetie. Most actors would kill for the financial security of a milti-film Marvel deal.

long-overdo

Made of what, though? Made of WHAT, Alicia Keys?!

There are 3 types of song on this list:

That is exactly the kind of stuff that should be on this list. In fact half of the list are covers I’ve never heard of, of songs I know well.

My impression of Greek life was always (and remains) “Oh, you’re really scared to be alone with your thoughts now that your high school posse isn’t around, huh?”

Yes, no Europeans would ever disrespect the continent to their south.

Lawn darts always just bring me back to how quickly the government could ban them but in a country with daily school shootings there’s suddenly nothing that can be done.