Loved this. I quit drinking a few weeks before the start of the pandemic which makes it...checks watch...just over 3 years. My drinking wasn’t out of control when comparing it to the narrative we’ve been fed around what qualifies as worth quitting over but it certainly was gray area and as a daughter of an alcoholic…

It’s not complicated: Grogu has nothing to do because Grogu doesn’t belong on the show right now.

Gee, who knew looking like you had a loaded diaper would be a bad look?

The eventual look-back on the streaming wars is going to be wild.

I don’t think you want to go down the path of “whoever the President is gets to decide what is and isn’t Constitutional or legal and can just do whatever they want because they ‘have an army.’”

That’s the whole point of apologies, that the person you are apologizing to gets to decide whether you’ve earned their forgiveness. You can’t just say “I sowwy :(“ and demand the wronged party forgive and forget.

No one cares. 

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent make music for people that know the precise recipe for bathtub meth.

Dylan Mulvaney treats womanhood as a costume and is probably not an actual transgender. (S)he was groomed by activists as a teen.

In fact, the Kardashians couldn’t even destroy the planet of Bajor, much less Angela White and Jordyn Woods!

When is this putz’s 15 minutes up? He isn’t funny, looks dumb and he has big cock. Oh.

Lol. You assholes are so mad that some people find him attractive. 

Not sure Pete Davidson needs to court the paparazzi at this point. Or that he’s more likely to be doing it than Kim Kardashian.

Again, some people should just get a cat.

Yes, it’s almost like I should’ve specified “a few” in my comment. Oh wait.

“Slideshow proposal: The 15 best moments from Shazam 2 that nobody saw!”

I keep hearing that families don’t go see movies anymore. But there are still plenty of family movies making bank. The latest Minions made almost a billion worldwide, Puss In Boots made 470 million and counting, Sonic 2 and Sing 2 each did 400 million.

Title of my sex tape. 

Title of your sex tape. 

I think that perhaps Oprah Winfrey isn’t a great person. I mean, we have her to thank for both Dr. Phil AND Dr. Oz....