Here are its predecessors...

The BMW 6 Series. You know, that beautiful two-door GT coupe? With good looks, a sweet engine. Here’s the new 6 Series.

Is it more tolerable as a daily than the JK?  

That’s hideous, Alanis. Great job. I tried making my own after reading the headline. Equally bad.

Why the fuck do Americans have to shoot everything?

Rule #2

It’s a hideous, compact SUV with a CVT. How is it different from the Juke again?

You sure, BMW? This one only has 2 doors.

It looks like someone minimized a normal car on a Mac.

That’s brutal. It looks melted. The matte grey isn’t doing it any favours

My own personal preference would have replaced the line in the middle of the F as the racing line an F1 car would use to navigate the corner, but I’m not a graphic designer, so what do I know?

The photos make it look solid. This video shows it in person, and it’s a lot more transparent, so you can see the inner bits of the engine bay.

Yes please

Oh yeah.

Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Good news!

You were right, actually. A french press is a piston, thus a moving part.

That’s not true, though. A French press is a single piston. How would a car move by your definition? It moves because your foot hits a pedal? Don’t be so snarky when you’re wrong.

It wasn’t that bad, what’s the hang up?

Instead of going in to the future, maybe go to the past? You might be able to find an F80 M3 in your budget. It’ll have lots of power, tech, a nice interior, and good practicality.