At least we get the Range Rover Evoque Convertible, right?

As the owner of a VW from new, it's entirely true.

That’s the Audi way (R8 exclusive)

In a construction zone, too. $$$$

#hashtag #phresh #2016

Shorts and tee shirt, no helmet, ATV on a public road, wheelies, being filmed, passing over a double yellow, not looking where you’re going... Where do I even begin? Was he doing anything right?

Bad news. It actually looks like, since the iA came out, we aren’t getting the new 2 anymore.

I’d throw the 335i GT, 435i, and X4 35i in there too.

It is the 1st, but it's not April yet.

Yep. How did they get this,

Still doesn’t change the blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub ...

This is exactly what the market wants right now. A performance diesel wagon.

This would never have happened in Canada. After 30 seconds of streaming, you would have used up your data for the month.

This could be awesome.

That’s what I should be doing instead of reading Jalopnik. There’s no escape.

Who crapped in your coffee?

Does anyone use auto start/stop? I keep it permanently off in my car.

I had a Jetta TDI, and when I took it out to an empty parking lot at the first major snowfall, I realized it had no way of turning off traction control. Not only was it a FWD slug, but it was a FWD slug with the harshest TC.

Yeah, I think you’re right. The rims and foglight housing match, too.

Alright, what is it?