Congrats to the Falcons. They played a hell of a game. Of course that will get ignored in the flurry of Arron Rogers hot takes.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to roll over my bet on the Packers for the 9th time. But I have that good story.

I’m looking forward to the next one:

“That wasn’t a false alarm. It was the alternate alarm.” KellyAnne Conway

And will inevitably play him in the Peter Berg film based on the true story

Just last year, it happened to the Pathers in Seattle.

Mark Wahlberg just posted his bail

Also, self-depricating sports trolling.

So overrated. He’s like the Meryl Streep of coaching. If I had chosen to coach, of course I would win more. I’d win so much I’d get tired of winning. I would say to myself, “Please stop winning so much.” But I’m a winner—at everything—so I couldn’t do it. I’m only a loser at losing. No, wait—I’m a WINNER at…

That’s phenomenal.

Good sports trolling is Good

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

How damning is it when Rick fuckin’ Perry seems like the smartest adult in the room?

‘Cabinet looks ok to me’

It makes me warm and fuzzy that oversight failures such as this are so easily documented and publicized these days. This kind of stuff is just ammo for when shit starts to tilt...

Oh hi Donald. You want me to stay on? I wish you’d contacted me a month ago but I’m retiring tomorrow and going on a vacation. K bye.

Pence is in on it. They both know Trump won’t be doing the full 4 years.

Ortiz Vs. Sonnen Will Give You What You Want

Pretty sure it was Kotter, I.e. Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out; Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about.