Congrats to the Falcons. They played a hell of a game. Of course that will get ignored in the flurry of Arron Rogers hot takes.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to roll over my bet on the Packers for the 9th time. But I have that good story.

I’m looking forward to the next one:

“That wasn’t a false alarm. It was the alternate alarm.” KellyAnne Conway

And will inevitably play him in the Peter Berg film based on the true story

Just last year, it happened to the Pathers in Seattle.

Mark Wahlberg just posted his bail

Also, self-depricating sports trolling.

So overrated. He’s like the Meryl Streep of coaching. If I had chosen to coach, of course I would win more. I’d win so much I’d get tired of winning. I would say to myself, “Please stop winning so much.” But I’m a winner—at everything—so I couldn’t do it. I’m only a loser at losing. No, wait—I’m a WINNER at…

That’s phenomenal.

Good sports trolling is Good

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Ortiz Vs. Sonnen Will Give You What You Want

When Trump burns down the Reichstag and blames it on this chubby Polish kid, we’ll see who’s laughing then.

Pretty sure it was Kotter, I.e. Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out; Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about.

Fake News:

Florida State fans had informally dismissed that years ago!

i’d prefer you just say “thank you” and went on your way

In Attleboro that’s just called “Thursday.”