Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

Just a test for the switch over after the inauguration.

I was perfectly content forgetting that Greenberg existed.

And just think, in little more than a week, this man is going to be banging some serious quiff in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Thanks for putting these up. They’re fun.

Dammit. I’m pissed my giants lost but now cowboys get the packers down their best receiver . I hope Rodgers tears them up

Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.

In this boat story, I guess that guy’s playing the part of Odell Beckham Jr.

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

Non-Packers fan (actually a Chargers fan, so fuck me) but: the defender was pushed for offensive pass interference? Or not/let them play?

Rodgers should throw another Hail Mary to open the 2nd half, just to troll the Giants.

Should we just start calling them “Hail Aarons” at this point?

Aw man. Well, at least everybody you know is watching the Packers game, kid.

“BIG mistake from loser Russians. Launching nukes? Sad!” -@realDonaldTrump

United States Citizenry Only Found Out Via Twitter That Nuclear Weapons Had Been Fired.

I don’t know whether to laugh at the absurdity, or cry at the realistic possibility.

This will seem normal by the time Trump fires off his first state of the union Tweet.

Must be something in the wooder.