These tags are the best.

I think it is more the Butterfly Effect

It’s much better than Kim’s Skyrim cosplay at the VMAs

You obviously never saw that picture of Bert with Osama bin Laden.

ANTHROPOMORPHIC FELT PUPPETS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

You know what’s even more sad? During his entire tenure in Washington, he did not do one TV commercial for Eastern Motors (where your job is your credit). That’s the real travesty. I think he only did the radio ads.

That just means that if not for him Fozzie bear would never have been able to successfully destroy the towers. Not that he did it himself.

kermit did 9/11

Which female wrestler?

{this is an important factor in determining sanity}

+Every breath you take, I’ll be watching you (from the rafters, holding a baseball bat)

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

I prefer this one

never 4get

When you read anything Rovell says

All Azteks were immaculate. The dealers always take care of unsold inventory.

You seem fun!

But those are Minnesota plates.

This is amazing journalism.

Did someone say nanobubbles? Maybe I’m hearing things.