I had an internship at a zoo in undergrad, and there was a note left about me one time. I explained that horseshoe crabs were an ancient species and you could see their relatives, the trilobites, in fossils from the Cambrian period. The dad got all huffy and asked how I knew it was “millions of years”, and I responded…

Don’t remind me, wetsuits give me enough trouble to fit in.

It will go perfectly with my Panamera

I saw a Macan the other day and was all “hey, not bad”. Then I saw the MSRP.

Wait... I shouldn’t buy this?

I’m surprised to have to point this out on jalopnik of all places, but no amount of savings is worth having to put up with the misery of the base engine in virtually every vehicle.

This is the most unrealistic article yet, Doug.

“Seriously, you guys,” Kelly pleaded obnoxiously, without a hint of his own inherent privilege. “All hits matter.”

Scrolling with the mouse wheel switches between weapons, not attachments. Press ‘5’ to use the grenade launcher.

He’s just being a dick.

I feel the opposite, this is a game not a movie.

Dammit, troll.

For TBI, time is of the essence, so they often will fly even if the patient isn’t stable.

funny how people used to complain about metal gears long cutscenes and now we see the other way round

They did not restart they race... They finished it under yellow. ... And a lot of you are saying that you didn’t watch the broadcast so before you start commenting on things perhaps you should actually have watch the broadcast and NBCSN did the best that they could, yes it’s serious but why don’t we wait and see what…

There isn’t a technical reason to have open wheel racing at all. Why not just mandate full cage only racing and ditch shifter carts through to f1? If the drivers are ok with it carry on, imo. It’s up to the people putting it on the line. If they want closed cockpits I’m all for it, or even the option like in top fuel,…

Not quite. Us in the open wheel world have had so many exactly similar crashes, and then deaths, we don’t need to co-opt Dale. Hell, Jules Bianchi just died from a head injury just recently.

I watched it live (delayed a few minutes on DVR to avoid commercials), NBCSN did as good a job as they could in my opinion, given the lack of actual information.

He must be in a government building that has access to Windows 98.

Maloney insisted “I heard it both ways.”