Correction: the Dodgers now have a payroll of $42,000,000,001.

I don’t get how the Dave/Drew thing is a burn

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

An underperforming public school system saw a complete makeover. A new schools chief, Paul Vallas, designed a school system with the flexibility of an entrepreneur. No restrictive mandates from the city or the state. No demands from teacher unions to abide. Instead, he created the nation’s first free-market education…

Unfortunately, most climate scientists predict that these metaphors will only get stronger.

Ain’t nothin wrong with Puig’s shorts. Looks like Nantucket Red to me.

Are you really comparing a cab fare to rape? Really?

Come on! It is way too hot outside to be reading these white hot takes.

I support the blackhawks, but it is irresponsible to assume guilt when there haven’t even charges at this point. It’s all allegations and he said/she said crap, and while he is absolutely a pile of garbage, not paying a cabbie/getting in a fight, does not predispose some one to rape.

Someone get the oven mitts, this take is extra hot!

fuck matt barnes

Deadspin and Grantland wrote the same story, with the same picture, and published them at the same time.

Counterpoint: acting as a designated driver for someone doesn’t enable shitty behavior. It’s actually the exact opposite.

there is quite literally nothing here, including by the alleged victim and other sources, that this cop knew anything about what was going to happen after he dropped them off. So no, it’s not newsworthy. It’s cheap witch-hunty stuff...

Yes, the guy hired to be the designated driver should know what will happen once the traveling party has reached their destination and should stop it before heading home for the night.

Doesn’t appear he knew of Kane’s actions. He drove people from the bar to Kane’s house and went home.

So... what? He’s Turtle? Don’t we want celebs to use sober drivers when they leave bars? “Off-Duty Cop Has Second Job As Chauffeur For Celebrity Friend” is pretty weak tea, as stories go. Unless we see evidence that this guy knew of and was helping overcome the victim’s reluctance, I don’t see the material difference…

they’re stupid trinkets that mean nothing, literally just junk to pacify the children

What if we just replaced EVERY weapon platform’s ammunition with paintballs? We could have wars without the messy cleanup afterward (well, not nearly as messy). War as sport! A new age of world peace!