“This is getting posted somewhere, and you’re gonna look like a fuckin’ tool”

Wait until this Deadspin posts this to Facebook. Idiots will come out of the woodwork to tell you how great they are at it and how they’ve won tons of money and Dave & Busters gift cards.

Never underestimate the ability of ego-based marketing to separate steakheads from their money.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

True to form, he’ll be 10 feet away at the press conference and still not know it happened.

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

Ummmm, that might not be quite accurate.

“Far for me to criticize someone’s parenting skill...”

“Far for me to criticize someone’s parenting skill”

So what if it is? Who the fuck are you to judge?

Wait, you can double your compensation at a drop of a hat?

You’re exaggerating those salaries. MUNI drivers, for example: Hourly Starting Pay: $18.60. Maximum Hourly Pay: $29.53

When you negotiate with someone, do you tell them exactly what you want and then meet in the middle? Ultimately getting less than you wanted.

How dare you respond to a blog comment with facts! Are you some kind of animal?

I think when a child is terminally ill you’re more willing to let them be exposed to more of life than to shelter them from it. If he’s taking a liking to it, then so be it. I do not agree with the parents that let their children be exposed to this type of stuff, but I believe in this situation it’s different.

Back in the day we pretended to slaughters godless savages in the name of manifest destiny, like God intended.

At least until they hire some of the thousands of unemployed in the area that are qualified to drive a bus, and have none of the hang ups this lot seem to.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.

This is the face of a man who can’t figure out how a paperweight works.

Fartgate or Ballgassy?