“This is getting posted somewhere, and you’re gonna look like a fuckin’ tool”

Wait until this Deadspin posts this to Facebook. Idiots will come out of the woodwork to tell you how great they are at it and how they’ve won tons of money and Dave & Busters gift cards.

Never underestimate the ability of ego-based marketing to separate steakheads from their money.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

True to form, he’ll be 10 feet away at the press conference and still not know it happened.

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

Ummmm, that might not be quite accurate.

Well that was a cool response. The video was pretty silly, but people who were outraged about girls taking selfies at a baseball game need to get a real cause.

I’m surprised McGee worked under Pitino for such a long time. Most only work under him for 15 seconds.

This is the face of a man who can’t figure out how a paperweight works.

Fartgate or Ballgassy?

To me, it’s kind of like the difference between baseball and soccer. If I walk past my local park, I almost always see a group of people playing soccer. After all, it’s easy. You get a ball, a certain number of folk and have at it. Everyone runs after the ball and has a whale of a time.

It's usually flag football game played and coached by all girls and boys will typically be dancers or cheerleaders. We did it in high school in the spring I think

I don’t know, isn’t it pretty much the case that ALL greek philanthropy kind of requires other greeks to do the heavy lifting? In my sorority, we had anchor splash/smash and it was 95% fraternities who were involved, coordinating costumes/routines/raising money/etc. Our sorority participated in Derby Days (it was…

As if that weren’t already a narrow pool of suspects, Browns starters have since raced to deny it was them—six players at latest count (not including Josh McCown, who probably doesn’t need to issue a denial).

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.

That’s the internet for you. He’s whining about something but keeping it very vague because he has no idea what he’s talking about.

Even incomplete as it is, it’s easily an 8/10 or 9/10 game at worse. The gameplay alone pushes it that far, I think.

Get Doug Demuro to ask Land Rover instead. I bet their PR department will jump at the chance to let Doug “test drive” this model with the entire Land Rover engineering department showing up at the test track with live RPGs’ and AK-47s’.

Keeping you and your loved ones from getting killed seems like a pretty good use of money. And there are parts of the world where armed kidnapping is pretty common - there are estimates that there were close to 30,000 kidnappings in Mexico last year.