I’m assuming he means: “If we’re still having problems flinging jets off of carriers after a hundred years, then imagine the problems the Chinese are going to have.”

I am very happy to see this. Imagine if automakers were allowed to use the military’s development methods.

Jaden Smith has committed to play for University of Mars; the school has put at least one player in the NFL.

He’s given the organization his side of the story.

For all the terrible, terrible things the Jets have done to me as a fan, Rex Ryan trolling us as coach of the Bills is the most heartbreaking.

The Jets-iest story ever somehow just got even more Jets-ier

“We like the way he gets to and hits the quarterback”

Do we know where Michael Bay is currently?

Solid point. /s

Hold up, a group, nay, a small platoon of people are seen walking by, and no one was willing to give a fuck? The kid looks like a total dick trying to impress his what appears to be a sack of mashed potatoes with pink hair and legs..

How is this different from the Marlins’ stadium?

The contrast of your handle to your comment is hilarious, bordering on the absurd.

And Ray McDonald is the other 20%.

He’s going to look pretty good in a Bears uniform next season.

How is LOLNiners not a Deadspin category yet?

Asked whether fans could trust him to dispose of all those drugs, Irsay said he would do his best to deliver.

Irsay must be unaware that you cannot refill prescriptions that don’t have your name on them.

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

I was just thinking about the sharp contrast between Rogoway, probably my favorite Gawker writer, and Arkin, who seems to be a total crackpot.

It's a real shame you couldn't just read or even skim five extremely short paragraphs to find your answer.