I got a free Mustang once. It wasn't running. I was troubleshooting it constantly, hoping to find the issues, but then I just went for the nuclear option and rehabed the entire fuel and ignition system, along with every hose and belt, whether my troubleshooting results had detected a need for it or not. I buttoned it…

You gotta learn somehow. Just fuck the shit up and then write about it. PUT YOUR ANGER INTO YOUR WORK, BOY!!!

"Overpriced discontinued sportscar wearing an ostentatious garment representing formality based on a social figment of classists' imaginations"...........

I await your assignments... and an image of your photocopied law degree with your name handwritten over a field of Whiteout.

[waits for Lexus to send a C&D to you re: your user image and the ensuing connotation that Lexus is represented by argumentative twits.]

that reason is likely the buyer saying, "Yeah... about the vinyl shit... we need to talk."

there is -plenty- of room for 'essentially', hence the appeal process that calls in question legal 'interpretation'. "Essentially, that judge might be wrong, so I'm going to ask three other bigger judges if they agree."

so... precedence has no place in our justice system? REVELATION... I've been wrong all these years...

I owned a little VW Fox for a while. It was silver and came to me for free with every panel slightly dented or wrinkled as the previous owner used it to practice skateboard tricks (I know... I didn't pursue the logic behind any of that as it was free and VW Foxes are actually a lot of fun...). It also had the front…

if enough of these were purchased by the police, then funding to make leaps of similar impressiveness in the areas you've described would be available. In a decade, most medical testing will be with smartphone-borne technology, allowing proper evidence gathering before a backlog even appears. The added benefit of…

for NOW, it takes too long.
How many cars a day does Ford make? In 1908, they only rolled out 11 Model T's in the first full -month- they were mass-produced, but that ramped up to 9,000 a DAY by 1925...

Because of the ability to combine several techniques, such as the use of sintered metals along with ceramics and laser cured graphene oxide solutions (http://youtu.be/3O4YV0mrkfQ), I can see something along the lines of complete appliances 'printed' in a kiosk at your local department store. Since you can also add…

I'mma just leave this here...

http://youtu.be/s9IdZ2pI5dA

now listen to all of the police departments with a backlog of untested rape evidence kits across the country clamoring to get one of these so they can effectively investigate violence against women without the excuse of budgetary concerns:
[cricket...cricket...cricket...]

If I could control people with magical mind power, I would make every cop I see shit his/her pants. Is that violent?

Boring IS ugly.

I always have a bit of a semantic internal fit when I see 'fear' and 'afraid' in the same statement... I fear snakes and am fearful of them, but I am not afraid of them. I know a rattlesnake can kill me -IF- I do something stupid. It won't mess with me so long as I am fearful of it. It's deaf, so I don't have to fear…

I have had the lauded "NPR moments" wherein I'm sitting in my car with the radio on and the door cracked just enough to keep the buzzer from going off in anticipation of bailing the car AFTER the radio segment.

Unfortunate (or fortunately... depends...), many of those moments involved me barking corrections at whatever…

Note to self: Deposit used oil in George Clos's bushes.

Don't forget the overwhelming lack of boobs.