How sweet it is to be passed out by you.

anything would've made that movie more interesting, up to and including a full reading of Ulysses by Ben Steiner.

where's the "Rain To Vodka" extension? Surely popular in the Pacific Northwest...

...can it be in slow motion?
Like, "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!" with explosions behind it?

That's Why God Created Crayons.

soooo..... they've invented a tree, essentially.

All countries are bad. All people are crazy. All politicians lie. All horses look somehow unsatisfied when in any proximity to Putin's crotch.

Ford and GM no longer offering CD players would be a HUGE slice of the AARC's profit pie falling off the counter...

in response, Ford and GM should no longer offer CD players in their vehicles as all of one's entertainment needs nowadays are met through MP3s and satellite radio. They should send a nice little study to the AARC highlighting the dangers of manipulating a CD while driving, the inherently difficult task of making a…

Yup. Just like us.
http://youtu.be/9V—m0bxOs4

Your tie is a bit tight and you spend too much time polishing your shoes, you know.
But hey... you might get a promotion someday at Fox News...
As your hero Bill would say: Just do it live.

perfectly acceptable if the person hurt was the one calling...
I wouldn't be above doing that to someone; calling them from five feet away while they're on live TV.

be quiet, Master.

Handwavium. New favorite concept.
Right up there with "The Magical Black Box Theory of Technological Integration".

Thanks! I'll give those titles a try... I have a gigantic slew of 'to read' and 'should finish' piles stashed precariously throughout my home at the moment, but I always encourage an expansion of entertaining options.
The wormhole thing seems like it would be interesting if one didn't have to travel to get to one.…

it's an Alcubierre drive? I was under the assumption it was some kind of wormhole situation...

might be off topic...
in fact, I KNOW it is...
But since Musk made it rain with his patents, what is the likelihood that people can order parts from his factory? You can go to Ford dealerships anywhere, walk up to the parts counter, plunk down an (admittedly sizable) amount of cash and order the powerplant from their…

And the 5.0 EcoBoost in the super duty will happen when? ;)

In my 244DL, the button on the shifter that engaged the OD on the 4+1 tranny wasn't working, so I decided to 'fix' it.
I traced it to a total of EVERY switch in the circuit being faulty, so I cracked open the relay that totalled all of the switches being engaged (one for being in fourth, one for going fatser than…