You gotta learn somehow. Just fuck the shit up and then write about it. PUT YOUR ANGER INTO YOUR WORK, BOY!!!

"Overpriced discontinued sportscar wearing an ostentatious garment representing formality based on a social figment of classists' imaginations"...........

I await your assignments... and an image of your photocopied law degree with your name handwritten over a field of Whiteout.

[waits for Lexus to send a C&D to you re: your user image and the ensuing connotation that Lexus is represented by argumentative twits.]

that reason is likely the buyer saying, "Yeah... about the vinyl shit... we need to talk."

there is -plenty- of room for 'essentially', hence the appeal process that calls in question legal 'interpretation'. "Essentially, that judge might be wrong, so I'm going to ask three other bigger judges if they agree."

so... precedence has no place in our justice system? REVELATION... I've been wrong all these years...

I owned a little VW Fox for a while. It was silver and came to me for free with every panel slightly dented or wrinkled as the previous owner used it to practice skateboard tricks (I know... I didn't pursue the logic behind any of that as it was free and VW Foxes are actually a lot of fun...). It also had the front…

If I could control people with magical mind power, I would make every cop I see shit his/her pants. Is that violent?

Boring IS ugly.

I always have a bit of a semantic internal fit when I see 'fear' and 'afraid' in the same statement... I fear snakes and am fearful of them, but I am not afraid of them. I know a rattlesnake can kill me -IF- I do something stupid. It won't mess with me so long as I am fearful of it. It's deaf, so I don't have to fear…

I have had the lauded "NPR moments" wherein I'm sitting in my car with the radio on and the door cracked just enough to keep the buzzer from going off in anticipation of bailing the car AFTER the radio segment.

Unfortunate (or fortunately... depends...), many of those moments involved me barking corrections at whatever…

Note to self: Deposit used oil in George Clos's bushes.

How sweet it is to be passed out by you.

...can it be in slow motion?
Like, "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!" with explosions behind it?

Ford and GM no longer offering CD players would be a HUGE slice of the AARC's profit pie falling off the counter...

in response, Ford and GM should no longer offer CD players in their vehicles as all of one's entertainment needs nowadays are met through MP3s and satellite radio. They should send a nice little study to the AARC highlighting the dangers of manipulating a CD while driving, the inherently difficult task of making a…

perfectly acceptable if the person hurt was the one calling...
I wouldn't be above doing that to someone; calling them from five feet away while they're on live TV.

And the 5.0 EcoBoost in the super duty will happen when? ;)

In my 244DL, the button on the shifter that engaged the OD on the 4+1 tranny wasn't working, so I decided to 'fix' it.
I traced it to a total of EVERY switch in the circuit being faulty, so I cracked open the relay that totalled all of the switches being engaged (one for being in fourth, one for going fatser than…