This video makes me want to root for the asteroid in Armageddon.

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

They at least need to go back to having original Super Bowl logos, because this bland Lombardi-trophy-in-front-of-that-year’s-stadium shouts just how lame the NFL brass truly is.

I disagree about the roman numerals. You can’t just abandon something you have done for 49 fucking years because you suddenly don’t like the look of a solitary “L”. That was some weak shit. Either use the roman numerals or don’t, but be consistent dammit.

Hardest I’ve laughed since Tuesday morning.