Which is the scientifically correct term for the visible part of female genitalia, and it can also be used sensually in the bedroom since it rolls of the tongue smoothly and doesn't sound as cold-heartedly scientific (and inaccurate) as "vagina" nor as harsh as "cunt".

Yeah, maybe go easy on the ADD diagnoses, Sigmund, thanks.

That guy would irritate the hell out of me. Define normal. If you want that, and a place doesn't serve it, then don't go there anymore.

"Our World Was Boners" is possibly the best band name ever.

Seriously, you should write professionally, Dave Hogan.

"'It's OK, I promised her husband, before he killed himself, she'd never be alone. She hates to be alone.' She shook her head, 'All that crazy's just up there all the time.'"

"bdsm people actively indulging their rape fantasies"

"Penetration by any object 'associated with violence'"

Mild whipping, ok, but don't get aggressive, ok? Hahaha.

How you gonna ban the porn from porn?

"Look, if someone had picked up a gun and shot him, would it not have been murder? "

It wouldn't be theft if someone had, after being instructed to do anything they wanted to him, taken his watch without him indicating at any point that he was withdrawing permission to have anything to done to him. It would have been murder if someone had killed him, because you can't legally consent to being killed,…

Betty is still, and will always be, delightful.

I'm a dude and it may warmen your heart to know I do the same thing.

Oh god. As an adult I really wish there was a 'turn off all the guilt about stuff I did as a stupid kid using shit tactics to deal with his own issues' switch. Guilt is a bitch. Especially when it's about stuff you can't fix anymore.

How is the cardiologist seasoned?

A clock is not a fun toy for anyone except maybe this guy.

Her superpower is Withering Disdain. GO MAGGIE GO.

My experience with Europeans and our horrifically unhealthy guilty pleasures like those cheddar biscuits is that it's like tempting Adam and Eve with the forbidden fruit.

Meanwhile, George Zimmerman is out waving his gun around the streets. Darren Wilson will likely walk without any repercussions, too.

But yes, yes it does. It really does.