“I wish I was on Herschel’s farm.”

Car based not-particularly-utilitarian 4x4 runabouts?

Chris Christie used his bailout for a free double Whopper.

Neutral: Ben Carson was allegedly offered a full bailout 40 years ago, but turned it down. He denies the whole thing and there’s nothing in writing.

The asshole part didn’t go away. Just a bit more common sense now.

A beige Camry. Drive normally and you are literally invisible to police.

He probably felt better after he ate a bowl of his favorite cereal.

Shake it off.

*throws money at computer screen*

You can have one but you gotta keep it in a bucket of soup.

The new Mustang’s LED headlights

“Mine Smell Like Honey.”

The Testarossa in the way-too-appropriately named “Hard Drivin,” one of the first polygon-scaling-thingamabob games in history. Here comes the loop, get another dollar ready!

#cotd

Too much?

Or, your kids can stream Netflix in the back seat... which is really fucking nice.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again... http://jalopnik.com/1490341898

Coming this summer to AMC