You get a star for nominating a shooting brake!

His probable response.

That German cars are reliable.

Too bad you'll have to buy 144 of them at a time.

The one I hate is the Euro pedestrian safety regulations that are making every car rather tall and bulbous up front. This leads to really high beltlines and cars that increasingly difficult to see out of. At some point there has got to be a diminishing return when more accidents/fatalities are caused by lack of clear…

He still uses a Blackberry.

Obvious answer is obvious

Everything about this car is unamerican (unless it's got a Hayabusa engine stuffed in).

To be fair - the old mini cooper is basically a deathtrap in a crash situation. The primary crumple zone is your skeleton.

Wilson added that he suspects Jermaine Kearse is a Blessing in disguise.

Hey, 118 HP is a LOT when you weigh 1600 lbs.

I thought the entire content of this article was going to be a sponsored post for the new Beetle.

Vince Neil. Killed Razzle in a drunk driving accident in a Pantera. Still goes on to sing about the rock and roll lifestyle and cars. And has had a DUI since (in a Ferrari).

This is a goddamn outrage. This has NO BUSINESS on my Deadspin page. WHAT IS HE THINKING? Dale, what am I supposed to tell my kids? How am I going to explain this to them? They look at athletes and, yes, umpires, as ROLE MODELS and now you go about taunting this in my face. Dale, it's "Mike and me." It didn't seem…

That takes some serious courage, to admit being an umpire.

"Sepp - Grant Wahl, Sports Illustrated. Can you at least show us how high they stacked the gold bars?"

In a few centuries,philologists will ponder on the origins of the hashtag (possible Druidic origin) and LOL (ancient derivative of the Sanscrit LOLWUT).