Obvious answer is obvious

Everything about this car is unamerican (unless it's got a Hayabusa engine stuffed in).

To be fair - the old mini cooper is basically a deathtrap in a crash situation. The primary crumple zone is your skeleton.

Wilson added that he suspects Jermaine Kearse is a Blessing in disguise.

Hey, 118 HP is a LOT when you weigh 1600 lbs.

I thought the entire content of this article was going to be a sponsored post for the new Beetle.

Vince Neil. Killed Razzle in a drunk driving accident in a Pantera. Still goes on to sing about the rock and roll lifestyle and cars. And has had a DUI since (in a Ferrari).

This is a goddamn outrage. This has NO BUSINESS on my Deadspin page. WHAT IS HE THINKING? Dale, what am I supposed to tell my kids? How am I going to explain this to them? They look at athletes and, yes, umpires, as ROLE MODELS and now you go about taunting this in my face. Dale, it's "Mike and me." It didn't seem…

That takes some serious courage, to admit being an umpire.

"Sepp - Grant Wahl, Sports Illustrated. Can you at least show us how high they stacked the gold bars?"

Shit, I click on this stuff all the time. How the hell else would I get sick of it?

Why is there no color in the legend for "7th Circle of Hell" to find the Jets fans?

Wait...so I don't have to send Automatch that check every week?

dont' forget its uncanny resemblance to this yellow turd

Well, the NFL (and Deadspin) need their story lines. And they are not afraid to protect them. Billion dollar industries are not left to chances.

In this future utopia, when someone runs red lights and drives 30-40 miles per hour faster than the bell curve, do they still get punished? Because this guy wasn't caught driving a little over the speed limit, or doing a top speed run in Death Valley or Montana, his own description is 99 MPH and running one red light…

Every GrandCoupe, they're not coupes!

Jensen Interceptor.

Chevelle.