"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

de Nysschen's "think tank":

That shiver you feel is Jason's name flying up the Gawker Media unique hits board. Cha-CHING baby needs a new pair of carbs!

I do hope some take the article title very literally.

"I'd be more mad about that if I knew how far that was" - People in the US.

He bought the car; it is no longer Ferrari's property.

I nominate the Lexus IS300 Cross Sport, one of the coolest vehicle of the last decade.

Ford GT. Only approximately 4000 were made.

Ah yes, using a tried and true method I often employ when playing racing games:

Using the left lane for passing only?

Boo. We should be ranting about this.

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

I wouldn't say the song screwed up the algorithm, I'd say the algorithm doesn't work correctly.

Here's why this is such perfect timing. I was out partying last night at the MOMA (thanks VW!) and after Lykke Li did a great set, Questlove pops up on the DJ stand and drops some white hot knowledge on the crowd. Girl goes "Oh man, that's Questlove from Tribe Called Quest." I almost died.

why the fuck do i need traction control?

Well, Mark Fields is Jewish. Ford's next car will be powered by Henry Ford turning in his grave.

OK, that's it, fine him, force him to sell all of his cars and ban him from ever appearing on TV or in print again.

I can't believe Winston have to steal something, anything, to eat from a store in Tallahassee. You'd figure he could just panhandle.