Tap-Tap-Swipe is my punk band’s new name.

So. Much. This.

For as bad as it is, and Phantom Menace is bad, I still contend it has the most engrossing light saber fight of all 7 movies. Darth Maul vs. Qui Gonn & Obi Wan is great.

12. His wife caught him at his favorite activity, cheating.

“This car looks amazing!!”

Boobs

NPADL: Nice Price, All Day Long

Torch, I think I have an explanation, of sorts. I don’t think the tech was lazy per se. If I’m not mistaken, he’s probably incentivized to get the jobs done as quickly as possible. It may have taken more work to rip apart the aero, but in his diseased mind it was probably faster than finding the proper way to remove…

Ford already makes a Fiesta with the ST body and the 1.0 Ecoboost heart. It’s called the Zetec S, if I’m not mistaken. I’m assuming there just isn’t a market for it here.

Bob Lutz spent his bailout money on Apple Opel Turnovers.

If this is true then I’m Darth fucking Plagueis.

No you’re not, you’re the same idiot we know and love!

I learned a good acronym my last round of traffic school: F.I.D.O.

The manual came with R50s and R53s and that’s what the interiors of the doors looked like.

Came to post exactly this.

Ah yes, MINI’s “Secret Owner’s Manual”. Otherwise known as “MINI’s lame-ass attempt to explain away their shitty engineering”.

To be honest, mine: 2013 Mazdaspeed3. I always thought twin exhaust outlets for an inline engine were kind of silly, but the exhaust on my car sounds great at all speeds...and way better than a 2.3 should, IMO.

“Look, we did that so I wouldn’t have to talk about it. Why are you making me talk about it?”

If you’re the badass who lived down the street from me on Riverbend Blvd., I salute you.

Hardigree, you are now required to krump on Torchinsky’s Beetle and post video. Required.