“And” vs. “Or”; learn the difference

Rocky III has the best, most innocent use of 80s tube socks and half shirts of any movie in history.

That was fun until the “message” at the end. I know that ending was added just to make me think that house hippos aren’t real.

My kingdom for a bucket of soup!

Well, I call them pencils because I’m not allowed to have actual pencils.

You just laugh at my funny joke, OK pal?

Now I want a soup-breathing hippo. A tiny one, that lives on my desk and sharpens my pencils...and makes sure my mouse always has fresh batteries.

Torch, you glorious, ridiculous, stupid, SEMA (Seriously Enigmatic Mad Asthmatic)!

So, you can hear the squeal from inside the car as well? That would drive me insane. Does it get louder when you turn up the volume on the stereo? Like in the 80s when you installed an amp and didn’t ground things correctly...

Without a doubt, the Nissan Leaf. Thanks to the various Federal and State credits, the Atlanta area is littered with them. (Get it? That’s a leaf joke.) The smug, “I don’t use gasoline” attitude of the owners is just the start. Nissan claims these things are silent. They even have a back-up beep to let you know.…

Torch, I think you’re great, your redesign looks like a dog turd that thinks it can fly. I’ll continue to suspend my disbelief and enjoy watching the tried-and-true TIE fighters.

Here’s a transcript of his resignation letter, obtained by Bill Bellicheck:

I was going to say this exact thing. Such a neat detail.

Jason, you make it sound like the Volkswagen company was started/founded after the war ended. But, remembering the evolution of the VW logo (as seen here and here), the Volkswagen company was up and running before the war started. Please explain.

Also this: http://jalopnik.com/5925788/i-used…

What’s the song for Deez Nuts?

Why, of course I would.

Um, guys, do you have any idea how much of a bad ass she is? She knows her vehicle’s chassis code: http://www.wsbtv.com/videos/news/ra…

Right...because when I think “sports car”, I think of the letter N.