I tell people I'm a recovering engineer.

I say the US Army. On top of everything else, they have a tank that can transform into a mo'fuggin bridge!

Well played.

I'm squinting so I can hear you better.

Admiral Houndcrap is definitely a colossal dickhead. I think the next step would be to rig a motion-sensing camera with flash as a deterrent. This guy definitely thinks he's getting away with something (because he is). If a flash were to go off, he would know that he's no longer getting away with it and would stop,…

Yes, it was/is. Don't dismiss it just because it's electro-pop. This KoL version is great, but it's still very much a cover. It's lost without knowledge of the original; mostly because it's weird to see and hear a bearded dude sing, "I'm not the girl you're taking home."

Nah! Those folks just go due east to Cocoa.

There is no haunted section of I-4. That's likely just an exaggeration generated by the fact that there's an exit for Cassadaga, a town with a ton of psychics, off of that section of highway.

When did Ric Flair start announcing for the Bengals?

I drive like an asshole by choice. It has nothing to do with the color of my car.

Throttle lift oversteer.

allofmynope.com

I smell a new marketing theme!

Technically speaking, I am a BMW owner. I hate myself.

Because I can never get an asshat spot at the mall. Also, because the Volvo whispers, "I know what's good" whereas the BMW screams, "That's right, mother fuckers, I drive the ultimate driving machine!"

Is this supposed to be funny?

Nope, a Ferrari branded floating parking space:

I have a car with center exhaust and I'm always afraid I'm going to burn my legs when getting something out of the hatch.

You, Patrick George, are a man of good taste.

I never bothered with the center speedo...