The horrible thing is that it wasn't even unique. I give you the Buick Rendezvous.

This does not surprise me at all.

Porsche Dealer uses stalking, it's surprisingly effective.

Send me a shot of your driveway and the GT you want and I'll photoshop it in for you...no creepy stalking required.

The first two Burton films were OK (as a Batman fan I thought he put too much of his quirky, weird spin on things). But, the two that followed were schlock; and now, with the high quality of the modern trilogy, the Kilmer and Clooney Bat-movies look especially awful.

So...they included Joel Schumacher as an example of what not to do to a Batmobile, right?

Damn, you stole my answer. Here's hoping this reply pushes it to the front.

Does the video at 0:34 show damage on the passenger side of the car? Also, I'm pretty sure everyone is spot on with their Mirage assessments.

What is this captcha everyone is talking about? I have yet to experience it.

Judi Dench was a saucy little number when she was younger.

I think it's sharp. I like this trend of small, fun-to-drive yet not economy cars.

Whispbars? Can you provide a link? I have the dealer-installed roof rack on my Mini (made by Thule). It came with rubber strips to put in the channels when no attachments are in use, but my dealer said they whistle like crazy, so I've never used them in the 7+ years I've owned the car.

I love that movie. I learned lots of fun new descriptive terms. "Cast Iron Bitch" is one of my favorites.

Close enough. He'll learn the different shades of white and start calling it beige soon enough.

Hooray for happy endings. My parents '69 Camaro was stolen that year. I'm still waiting for Jalopnik to find it for them. I'm patient....I'll wait.

Pretty much.

Have you seen the spy photos? Premium feel? Yes. Ooh-aah toggle switches and funky dash? Auf Wiedersehen!

Nah...I have a shark repellent app for my iPhone, I'm good.

I believe that BMW/MINI are selling some of the soul of the MINI in order to compete. Others may argue that as long as the driving dynamic is there, it's still a MINI and it doesn't matter where the speedo is, how many circles there are inside or which cars are sharing the platform. When I was shopping for my car in…

Very kind of you. Now I need to think of excuses to take you up on it. :)