Great. More dumbed-down, fattened up toasters from VW. Thanks guys.

Now with bath salt sprinkles!

I suppose I should...vanquish my expectations.

I agree with you 100%, but this is still a poignant image.

I'd rather just have a 930.

XR4Ti or GTFAC!

Awesomesauce

Stop being a Muggle and demand a flying broomstick.

What, can't a guy join a conversation about pixels while talking about his own website?

Good one.

Chevy SSR

I'm normally not a fan of animated avatars, but when I am, it's a flashing traction control indicator.

These, with the suspension that lowered at speed, had the coolest TV ad back in the day.

$2,100 seems like a small sum to pay in order to have a very unique car.

If you fail these two tests, you will be immediately deleted and banished to driving a Prius for the rest of your days.

I don't want to live in a world where I can't drive my power wagon hard without my airbags stopping me.

Ugh. I want to punch him in his smug little mouth.

Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny... only I ain't got no friends.

That will be stuck in my head all day now.

There are better, more authentic ways to modify a VW for off-road use.