Police have stated that the child was found in the custody of Clouser's friend, Leonard Smalls.

Well done. That's excellent!

While that's an awful thing to have happen, I nominate Jason for #COTD for the headline of this story.

When I'm on something with two wheels, I prefer:

Nice.

If you can't Dodge it, Ram it (into the water).

I love this game...but I think I'm drinking too face. I can't feel my much.

I look at your pic and this is all I see, which is quite apropos.

So true. Nicely done. Here, have a jumping Baja Bug.

"Mirror? Firewall? But that should be right up fr—

I'm the furthest thing from a Jeep fanboy that you'll find, but that's Nice Price right there, I don't care who you are.

I was away from a computer all day yesterday, so I didn't see this until just now. Just last night I made a grocery store run for a couple of items with my dog, Shiva (seen here during our Christmas trek), in tow. Luckily all of our dogs love riding in the car. Jason, my heart goes out to you.

2012 Audi RS3 Sportback

Yeah. When I mouse over your screen names in this thread, I see two different account names. It's happened to others as well.

For major sporting events, such as the Super Bowl, the "championship" T-shirts (and hats are printed up for both teams; which is why the winning team gets theirs immediately after the victory. The shirts and hats for the losing team are donated to faraway countries. Yes, right now, there's a child somewhere in a 3rd…

You may have created a second account accidentally. Try logging in with your user name instead of your screen name.

Psshh!!! For that price, you could have bought 80,000 Hot Wheels of the current ZL1.

Perfect! :D

Awesomesauce.

Pretty much every MadLibs ever.