Oh no. If I catch one sight of the Terrain I'll punch my monitor.

So Chevy now has:

Like a boss!

Cool story, bro.

"Tell me, New American Boyfriend, why do they call it Death Valley?"

A message to the perpetrators.

The Batmobile

CP.

There's a new sheriff in town, bitches!

I disagree with the extra time. In fact, I want to encourage such behavior. I want all criminals this easy to catch.

I would do anything to protect my daughters from harm...including strapping them into a proper car seat.

Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? you were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!

That's the Winn Dixie at the corner of Bumby and Colonial!

Best of luck with your new position, Ray. You will be missed for a years to come. Of course, in internet time that means we'll forget about you tomorrow.

Can I Really Use This Dial To E-mail Bacon To Someone?

I see no possible way this could be a bad idea.

How about going 15 miles per hour?

No, Dany, I will not pull your finger. You stink enough already.

DIY beer for a DIY car story. Perfect.

Don't forget to take the line break between the "fuck" and the "you". It doesn't convey the proper butthurt you caused him without the line break.