Damn, you beat me to it. :(

Is the 1/4 mile time for the Triumph 1800 unknown because one has never driven that far without breaking down?

Sometimes being a sarcastic d-bag is all it takes.

I swear I can hear him...

The answer is always Miata, except when it's V6 Mustang.

They had to extend it out to 20 years, otherwise the Mustang would have been the cheaper alternative.

Dodge Caravan Sport

That's great news. I hope the Foster family is able to get restitution from Lehman. If he's man enough to "put someone to sleep" he should be man enough to pay that person's care.

Sony: "Pay fifteen grand for one of our awesome new portable gaming devices and we'll throw in this stupid little car!"

There's a tire shop near me that has had a white Starion parked in the lot for at least a year, maybe two. One of its tires is flat (irony?), though I seriously doubt that's what's kept it there for so long.

1957 Chevy Bel Air

Same here!

"Winstone" Wert gets a Pepsi wherever he damn pleases.

I grew up with 3 sisters. I'm probably the girliest straight guy you'll ever meet. I figured a little bit of punching wouldn't be too bad.

You beat me to it. My daughters have already started noticing cars. First they'd point out when they saw one like mine, so I'd tell them the make and model. Now they've started trying to spot VW Beetles. So, of course I taught them the game of Punch Buggy.

You shut up! Alan Shepard was a great man.

had an electronic brain with 28 separate cards mounted in a huge rack.

JB's Fish Camp or nothing!

Let's take these one at a time:

Not the same, but related. Great story and congrats on COTD.