When I lived in Orlando, New Smyrna Beach was my beach of choice. Small beach town charm, no cruise ships, much less touristy, no Ron Jon's (only real surf shops), no tolls to get there, and you could drive on the beach. Plus, Frozen Gold, mmmmmmmm.

I'm so thankful to have been young and stupid in age when my stupidity couldn't be broadcasted to the entire world in seconds.

Yes, but they cover Central Florida, of which Cocoa is a part.

Matt, Cocoa is not Miami. They're about 200 miles apart from each other. S'okay, we still love you...and Florida is Florida, so Bugs Bunny and all that.

Bro-fueled video contest promotion in 3, 2, 1...

I introduced my daughters to it a month or so ago. My older daughter would walk around the house saying, "MAWWAGE."

Slightly.

Morning Shift: 3 On the Tree Edition

I didn't think it was possible, but I think you found a better "no" gif than this one.

Sorry, not a ninja. They don't need guns.

"Cow-path roads"

Orlando, FL

It's chartreuse.

Reading the story of that family in the Bronx is truly heart-wrenching. They said the car became airborne. Now the Pilot is no rock crawler, but I'm wondering, in all seriousness, if it would have gone over curbs and railings as easily if it didn't have as much ground clearance.

Confucius was a very wise man.

Doesn't matter, was on way to have sex.

The problem with your light-as-gas-gauge theory is it's too hard to tell where are when you're in between empty and full. Unless you watch the light gradually dim (which means your eyes aren't on the road), there's little or no way to tell how much gas is in the tank. With a moving needle that points at graduations,…

Does anyone else see this when they look at the XKR's "face"?

That's...what is that? That looks like....smells like, wait, that's logic you're using! Logic has no place in professional sports! What's the matter with you?

\frogberg's impression of Ahnold