Great. I just shaved my beard this morning, now I'm screwed.

Biking.

I'm pretty sure Number 5 is why the automakers went from 2-door SUVs to 4.

I take exception to that, I am not stone-cold sober, I'm doped up on caffeine!

It's also a little pathetic. He didn't have a friend he could call?

Nicely done.

You're confused. Those spots are reserved for morons who don't care about cars and are likely to leave door dings on others' cars, they just tend to drive "efficient" vehicles. People who care about their cars have spots reserved for them...in the back of the lot.

Have you seen my baseball?

Your car was built by same people you're deriding. Please give it to someone who appreciates it and then kindly fuck right off.

Occasionally Jstas uses logic, it's highly effective.

$kaycog is on a road trip. She will present her award much later, apparently.

Well said, Jstas.

This is not a model of Battlestar Galactica, it's a cake.

Leaving the language issue aside (I happen to agree), "I didn't see the kids" could easily apply to the guy in the SUV. If he can't see the car that low, he can't see the kids. Yeah, accidents happen, but I doubt that guy checked his surroundings before getting into his Expedition.

Things I learned by watching that video

When I received my first speeding ticket I was going 15 mph. and didn't even have my foot on the gas.

At the ballpark, everyone in the stands is a kid...it's just that some of them drink beer.

4 grand and I have to lock the hubs myself?! CP.

Graverobber, you owe me a new monitor.

Debt is a crime in Dubai? I should go over there because I would be a damn Mafia godfather.