I give you the GMT360.

What made the movie so epic was not just Ferris, but his inclusion of Cameron and Sloan in his shenanigans. This just makes Broderick look like a lonely old man...and doesn't make the CR-V look any less like a misshapen toad. Double fail.

NP, because sleeper.

If your expeditions involve looking for a new, undiscovered KOA campsite, that's a great choice. But if you're doing anything off-road, your poor Aztek will fail miserably.

That dumbass needs to come clean right now. First with his GF then, swallow a bit of pride, and fess up to the meat-head ex-boyfriend.

Hmmm...quite.

So, these guys can pull me over and give me a fake ticket for violating their own rules that I don't know about? I'll be sure to keep some fake money on me so I can pay the fee right away South-Dakota-style.

You sure?

Awesomesauce. #cotd

On the right is your usual Morning Shift; on the left, today's. Just as awesome, but in a different way.

Graverobber, are you trolling us? That thing is CPAAP, all the way.

McNewbie uses sarcasm. It's highly effective.

Call your doctor because apparently there's a stick up your ass.

Hey, Klic, good news! I found your punctuation. It was hiding in the shed.

And on that subject, why were those first two morons so excited about seeing a bird or a plane?

No, no, no...that's a Superbus.

It might not be a supercar, but it is a super car (to me, anyway). :D

Dogfort, this is Tank Dog, awaiting commands.

I'm convinced they're 95% of the reason bras for cars were invented. I won't lie, I had one just like this photo for my 89 Civic.

Mother nature got had this idea way before anyone else.