We have TacoNite once a week at our house.

I've seen a few. First one was at the Atlanta auto show. I've seen a couple on the road since. I think they did a great job of bringing the model into the current century while keeping it distinctive.

Now I have the Go-Go's stuck in my head. Thanks, Ray.

My dad had an '88 Bronco II. It was two-tone red. I loved that damn thing.

CP. Don't get me wrong. It's cool, and if I wanted to go off-road and not be me-too, I would definitely consider it; just not for fifteen grand.

They had one last week too. I'm glad you didn't miss out on all the GT goodness.

What the hell? My car costs double of these two put together, there's no way they should be able to keep up with me.

In an amazing turn of events, the production version actually looks better than the concept. In most cases (Honda excluded) the concept completely blow you away with otherworldly styling features and gadgets. So much so that when you see the production version, the usual response is, "M'eh." No so here. I think this…

Two heads are better than one in the bush.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't change its spots.

You made your bed and you can eat it, too.

I prefer to mix my proverbs: A bird in the hand keeps the doctor away.

When you get out, there won't even be cars.

I would like to nominate the crew that unsuccessfully tried to steal my 2000 Acura Integra, twice. Normally, the manual transmission alone was enough of a theft deterrent, but these guys knew their way around one. I know it was more than one because after they busted a hole in my window, unlocked the door, and broke…

I've had many an epic NYE since then to more than make up for it.

I saw Titanic alone on New Year's Eve. Midnight hit somewhere in the middle of the movie.

A rocket-launcher you say?

Check out the leading edge of the front wheel in the photo. It's worn through from power slides, although that one pre-dated the e-brake. I had to lock my legs to make it skid, which meant the front wheel was in the exact same position for every slide. And, yes, those are red, orange and yellow streamers coming from…

Awesome article, Matt. Suddenly a bad night's sleep and bitter cold don't sound so awful.

CPAAP.