When can I get my Arkham City-themed Tumbler, dammit?!

The blue oval on the front of the Flex isn't its problem, it's the name that's causing low sales. They should change it back to something that was a sales winner. Welcome back, Ford Freestyle!

1. Buy this car

Brought to you by Subaru's LAND: Lazy-Ass Naming Department.

Subaru,

Acura NSX, no contest. It was innovative and radical, yet still approachable and docile in that Honda way.

So...at what point did you sit in a chair in the corner and watch your friend bang one of the hot girls?

Thirded. (is that a word?) Bro's shit is tight.

In certain situations, yes.

I'll take it! Just let me check with my financial consultant.

Reminds me of this.

Fire, fire burning bright

6th: In a similar deal, the US has agreed to ship corn, crackheads and unfit mothers who throw their kids over fences to Australia in exchange for export of Utes.

Vacation

Ahem: [jalopnik.com]

$kaycog is going to be so disappointed.

Damn. All that money spent on the car and they only give him half a door.

You really are drunk on snot, aren't you?

The drunk driver was murdered in 1976. They caught the murderer. Here's his mug shot.

It does to Google Translate. :-/