You forgot full-time boss.

I'll give you my Ford Fairlane for it, even swap. Waddaya say?

The sideblade of the R8 is ugly to begin with. Why not go all the way hideous?

Who's to say he didn't have cars that he loved stashed away somewhere. Maybe he only did this for his daily driver.

"The real reason Steve Jobs was able to drive without a license plate."

My favorite is actually from later in the Sagaris segment:

Looks more fastbackish than the concepts. I'm glad they go rid of the marble-in-a-slot fog lights, those looked too weird.

Editor's note: Boeing wanted us to fly their plane so badly, they sent us to flight school and bought us a two-year supply of ramen noodles. As a reward for good grades they threw in a pair of aviator sunglasses.

Now I know how to spell that nasally French laugh. Thanks, Mike!

Did someone call my name?

I saw this and knew it was destined for COTD greatness. Well done!

The new Nissan Maxima. It looks good, is marketed as a "4-door sports car", but its performance doesn't quite meet expectations.

In Soviet Russia, cars get run over by children!

Leo almost made it. You see, he started his journey in Bogata, Colombia in 1984 on his way to Detroit. Then, at the chipper young age of 60, Leo was charged with transporting 300 kilos of cocaine. Trying not to draw too much attention to himself, Leo dared not move too much. He camouflaged his vehicle to blend…

Agreed, but I'd gladly trade an arrowehead for a Cayman.

Last time I went hiking the only thing I found was an arrowhead.

Is there an Un-F package that I can get? I want the car to look like a normal GS but with the batshit-crazy IS-F engine.

I'm going to have to go with the Dukes of Hazzard on this one. Watching the General Lee fly through the air blew my 7-year-old mind every single time.

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound

Congrats on your combined COTD, you two. Here, have some soup as your reward.