That Camaro is bitchin'. In fact, it reminds me of a song:

Washout Douche Bag Doesn't Understand Used Car Market.

Wow! The McLaren MP1-12C can go 71 years between service visits?! That's amazing!

I guess you could say it's taken a while for Heinz to ketchup with our in-car eating habits.

Truth, you spoke it.

I was all excited for the possibility of a Saturn Astra Redline, but Saturn turned to dust before that happened.

Waiter, there's an apostrophe in my soup.

I was all set to go for the first time (after living in Atlanta since 2006) when I realized I had a family event to go to that weekend.

Let's see...non-working radio, non-working traction control, "cross-and-slot drilled rotors", salvage title. Yup, track car. NP (just swap the wheels for something a little less "bling").

Well said and well done!

I've driven through PA numerous times. I've never seen any workers. I've only ever seen construction zones with no people stretching for miles and miles.

I remember watching The Price is Right as kid. When they announced that A NEW CAR was the prize, they would always list "California Emissions" as one of the features. I always thought this was some awesome thing that made the cars in California way cooler than the ones in the rest of the country.

Had to drive on free car day. To make up for it, I shut my engine off at all stoplights during my commute.

BMW's take on the US auto market: They love SUVs like fat kids like cake.

I love these cars, love them. So it's with a very heavy heart that I give it a crack pipe. It's just too worn out to be worth $4,700.

Floozies. I need to start using that word more.

Well done, sir!

This falls squarely into the "so awful it's awesome" category...like those Jack Links Beef Jerky commercials with Sasquatch.

In Soviet Russia, frying wheel steers you!