MINI Cooper

Pulled over for having non-Kansa plates? Or because they were specifically from California? I can see it making a difference in the cops' thinking.

Badass pilot is badass.

I LIKE KIAS! I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! Fugliest Interior In History! This...what is this again...Volvo!

Hell yes! Well done, sir. Congrats on the COTD.

Creative? Sure. Clever? No.

Yo Raphael, I'mma let you finish, but Desu was the best applicant of all time.

Cheetah, the El Camino of race transporters

R.I.P.

Reminds me of my previous professional life as a civil engineer. I'd create construction plans in CAD and oversee construction. On-site, I had plenty of construction superintendents say to me, "Just 'cause you drew it in CAD doesn't mean mean we can build it in real life." Which was their way of shitting on my…

1st: Finally a city car that doesn't look like a fancy golf cart

Let's see. Take a small, lightweight roadster and drop in heavy V8 in the middle. Take the targa top off, step on the gas, and the torque will twist the frame into fusilli. All for eleven grand?! That's total crack pipe.

Hiyoooo!

Exactly. That's what I saw. 3% = 97% now.

Compact pick-up. Sturdy enough to not need expensive repairs. Small and light enough to get decent gas milage. Plenty of room for garage sale loot (or for grabbing roadside discarded furniture). If you're poor but have a family, there are crew cabs out there.

Hey, look! A Civic-up Truck!

Stick out your thumb and hope someone in a Chevy Volt happens by.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.